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Santa Jokes to tell at
Christmas time

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What goes "oh, oh, oh??

Sent in by
Harriet and Bryony
11 and 10

What goes red white red white red white?

Sent in by
Jacob age 10

What does Father Christmas always go down the chimney?

Sent in by
Jacob age 10

What does Santa Claus' cat want for Christmas?

Sent in by
Jamie age 8

Who looks after Father Christmas when he's ill?

Sent in by
Patrick O'Keefe age  6

Who gives presents and bites people?

Sent in by
Rebecca Farrell
Age 7

What is Father Christmas' favourite drink?

Sent in by
Alexandra Luckett,

Who is Santa's most famous elf?

Where did Santa get his fridge from ?

What is Father Christmas' wife called ?

Mary said to Santa, "what's that out-side?"
Santa replied "it's Reindeer (Rain Dear)"

Why does Santa have a garden?

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?

Sent in by
Sergio Garcia

What do you say to Santa Claus when he is taking the register at school?

Sent in by
Alex Bratton

Where does Santa go to learn how to slide down chimneys?

Sent in by
C Waine

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Sent in by
Natasha

Where does Santa's little helpers go to relax?

Sent in by
Alexandra

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

Sent in by
Abigail Cresswell

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?

Sent in by
Shane McCourt

What do u get if u cross santa and a detective?

 Sent in by
Aoife
Belfast

What do you call Santa Claus's dog?

 Sent in by
Daniel Teggert
Tudhoe Colliery,
Co. Durham

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

 Sent in by
Harry G

What do elves learn at elf school?

 Sent in by
Richard B

What is Rudolph favourite day of the year?

 Sent in by
Ravhel
From Co Armagh

A little boy asked Santa what he did in the off-season. Santa replied,"Well, I do have three gardens."
The little boy asked Santa why he had three.
Santa chuckled and said," So I can ho,ho,ho!"

 Sent in by
Samantha
from Texas

Who says "oh oh oh" ?

How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?

Rudolf, elves and Santa jokes,

Snow and snowmen jokes

Jack Frost Jokes

Animals and birds Christmas jokes

Knock knock Christmas jokes

General Christmas jokes

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