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Animal and Bird Jokes
to tell at Christmas time

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Rudolf, elves and Santa jokes,

Snow and snowmen jokes

Jack Frost Jokes

Animals and birds Christmas jokes

Knock knock Christmas jokes

General Christmas jokes

Why is Prancer always wet?

Sent in by

KitKat
Canada

What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

Sent in by

Georgia Banks
age 8

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Sent in by

Georgia Banks
age 8

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?

Sent in by

James Hunt
age 9

Why don't reindeer like penguins?

Sent in by

James Hunt
age 9

What animal can write?

Sent in by

Molly Newton
age 8

What do penguins sing at each others birthday ?

Sent in by

Emma ,
Northamptonshire

What's a duck's favourite food at christmas?

Sent in by

Simone D
age 8
Tonbridge

What kind of bird can write?

Sent in by
Amy Macfarlane

What is the wettest animal at Christmas?

Sent in by
Jarrod Basson
Age 8

A donkey carried Mary into Bethlehem. What would you call a three legged donkey?

Sent in by
Kieran Minker
Age 8

What is a cat's favourite person at Christmas?

Sent in by
Alexandra Luckett,

How does a cow say Merry Christmas?

Sent in by
Georgia Miller

What does scooby-doo sing at
christmas ?

Sent in by
Amy Pascal and
Georgia Miller

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas time?

 Sent in by
Harry G

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

 Sent in by
Mary

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

 Sent in by
Jessica Harvey
From London

Why was the turkey the drummer in the pop group?

 Sent in by
James Edwards

  All the young turkeys went to a Christmas dance
... they danced chick to chick!

Why are turkeys wiser than chickens?

What is a crocodile's favourite Christmas party game?

What game do cows like to play at Christmas parties?

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