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Knock knock Christmas jokes

General Christmas jokes

Knock Knock
- Who's there ?
Holly
- Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !

Knock Knock
- Who's there ?
Oakham
- Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull... !

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
.... Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Doughnut
- Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas Day!

Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Wenceslas
- Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home ?

Knock Knock
- Who's there ?
Wayne
- Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger... !

Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Santa
- Santa who?
Santa Claus!

Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Turkey
- Turkey who?
Turkey to cook in the pan!

Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Ice
- Ice who?
Ice Cube !

Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Ant
- Ant who?
Antartic!

Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Mary
- Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hosanna
Hosanna who?
How's sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
We have central heating and no chimney!!!!!!

Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Wenceslas.
- Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve?

Rudolf, elves and Santa jokes,

Snow and snowmen jokes

Jack Frost Jokes

Animals and birds Christmas jokes

Knock knock Christmas jokes

General Christmas jokes

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