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what do you call a man with a cold fever |
What did the biscuit say when it got run over? |
What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears? |
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What do you call a teacher with no arms no legs and no body? |
What's the longest word in the Dictionary? |
knock knock. |
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what do you call a bull sleeping? |
What do bats say in the winter? |
What do cannibals say when they are hungry? |
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? |
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? |
A Hedgehog hired a flat and the other hedgehog was crossing the road. When the 1st hedgehog came out to get the other one, What did he have? |
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At the end of a prayer, if men say Amen, what do the women say? |
Why does a giraffe have a long neck? |
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A man is walking along the street one lunchtime when he sees a penguin on the pavement looking lost.He takes it along to the police station. however the sergeant on desk duty say's "we can't keep animals here you'd better take him to the zoo".Next day, just after lunch the sergeant on duty desk sees the same man with the penguin.He say's "I thought i told you to take him to the zoo".And the man said "Oh i did and he loved it soooo much that today i'm taking him to the pictures"!!!! |
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Lucy Anne Speakman.) |
What's a hens fave tv show? |
Who's there? Fergie Fergie who? Fergiedness sake let me in! |
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Who's there? Thistle Thistle who? Thistle be the last time I knock! |
What do you get if pour boiling water over a bunny? |
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Do you know me?
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There was a girl called Stupid and one called Manners. In a building Stupid was downstairs and Manners stayed upstairs. Somebody asked Stupid What his name is. Stupid told them stupid. Shocked by his reply they said 'Where are your manners?' Stupid replied 'upstairs!' (Submitted by Pearl P) |
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