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What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

(Submitted by Sarah))

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?

(Submitted by Sarah)

Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

(Submitted by Sarah)

what's black and white and red all over?

(Submitted by Carl)

What car do you get if you cross soil with a dog?

(Submitted by Kali)

What did the big man say to the little man ?

(Submitted by Becky)

What is the easiest way to count a
herd of cattle ?

(Submitted by Stephen)

Why were the little strawberries upset?

(Submitted by Mark)

What did the math book say to the other math book?

(Submitted by Ami)

What does the monster
eats in a restaurant?

(Submitted by
Lucy F Emma B)

Where do bees come from ?

(Submitted by
Lucy F Emma B)

Where do you take injured wasps?

(Submitted by
Lucy F Emma B)

Why did the pear go out with the plum?

(Submitted by
Lucy F Emma B)

What do you get if you cross a football team with an ice cream?

(Submitted by
Lucy F Emma B)

What is the shortest and nastiest party game
monsters know?

(Submitted by
Lucy F Emma B)

What kind of letters do vampires get?

(Submitted by
Lucy F Emma B)

What do Wallis and Gromit play with at Christmas?

(Submitted by Peter M)

What did the brown cow say to the yellow cow?

(Submitted by Malik)

WHAT DOES THE MAYONNAISE SAY TO THE FRIDGE ?

(Submitted by Cara M)

WHAT'S 100 METRES HIGH, WEIGHS 14 STONES AND IS GREY?

(Submitted by Cara M)

What is stripy square
and red?

(Submitted by Cara M)

Why did the fish blush?

(Submitted by
TJ Benson)

Why did the one handed man cross the road?

(Submitted by TJ Benson)

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

(Submitted by TJ Benson)

This guy lives on the 17th floor of an apartment building. He only takes the elevator up to his apartment if it's raining outside or someone else is in the elevator with him. If it's not raining and he's alone in the elevator, he gets off at the 9th floor and walks up to the 17th floor on the stairs.
Why?

(Submitted by Sport)

What do you call a Deer with no legs and no eyes?

(Submitted by Ban )

What goes yellow green, yellow green, yellow green?

(Submitted by Ban)

Man United were playing against liverpool and win by 3/0. Beckham scores 2 goals in the 1st half and then gets sent off but scores 1 more in the second half
How can this be?

(Submitted by David white)

There were 3 pieces of string in a bar. The 1st piece of string went up to the barman and asked "can I have a pint of beer?" and the barman said "NO! We don't serve pieces of string at this bar." So the 2nd piece of string went up to the barman and asked "can I have a pint of beer?" and the barman said "NO!! we don't serve pieces of string in this bar."so the 3rd piece of string went into the toilet,tied himself in a knot,frayed his hair down and went back out. He went up to the barman and asked "can i have a pint of beer?" and the barman asked "are you a piece of string?" and the 3rd piece of string said "no mate I'm afraid not!"

(Submitted by TJ Benson)

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

(Submitted by
Mandy)

What do you get when you cross the road with a skunk and a bear?

(Submitted by Sophie R)

What do witches put on their hair?

(Submitted by Carla )

What did the
Big candle say to the
little candle?

(Submitted by
Harvey Coles)

Why did the seaweed blush?

(Submitted by Katie )

Knock knock
who is there?
arfer
arfer who?
arfer got

(Submitted by Sara )

How did Moses and the Israelites manage for food in the desert?

(Submitted by
B.Stephens)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(Submitted by Michael )

How do you get pikachu
on a bus?

(Submitted by
Kimberley Collins )

Will you remember me in 10 years?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
See you have forgotten me already!

(Submitted by
Sophie Marcroft)

What kind of light did Noah use
on the ark?

(Submitted by Ban )

What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?

(Submitted by Ban )

Why can't you play cards in a Jungle?

(Submitted by Lucy F)

Why did the boy put the cheese on the computer?

(Submitted by
Noa'a Gilady)

What do you call a deer with no eye?

(Submitted by Jade R)

What goes black white black white black white black white?

(Submitted by Jemma T)

A couple dressed up as a bar-code were in a supermarket. The cashier asked them if they were an item.

(Submitted by
Mrs Kullman)

What animal, recently starred on Neighbours?

(NEIGHbours)

(Submitted by Horsely)

Why are Leopards useless at hide'n'seek?

(Submitted by Gemma )

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

(Submitted by anon)

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